My Journey

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

There It Goes...

....into the trash can, in all it's glory. The best part of the sandwich now left to live its days in a landfill, unloved and uneaten. Oh how I wish to stuff my face with your golden buttery tastiness. The eggs and the sausage will have fill my soul and belly, but I realize, they will never be you.  We can no longer be lovers my beautiful McDonald's biscuit. I will remember our times together, the way we used to sneak around to keep our love a secret. How I looked forward to holding you in my hands and stuffing you in my face.

 Into the trash you go. I will miss you.


RIP my friend.

8 comments:

  1. Oh McDonalds biscuits...oh my...

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  2. I'll take it if you don't want it! hehe

    I'm the fatty who keeps trying to stuff her face with bread. Oops. O:)

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  3. You are more important than some bisquit-y thing !

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  4. The egg mcmuffin is just as good and so low in fat. Just 7 WW points. Very funny post though!! What next in the trash?

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  5. Beware of the Dunkin Donuts egg sandwiches. Yuck!!

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